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Saturday, May 28, 2011
No mattter what
Lets just sum it up. Lets just read blogs. Lets get invisible. I had a fucking day today. I worked on this shoot. I can't say the name of the film yet, but some people already know. FUCK. FACT: All 1st AD's a DOUCHEY ASSHOLES. hands down. Damn near every 1st AD I have ever met in my life were fucking jerks. I know their job is to keep the production rolling and keep everything together and on time. But damn. These are some of the weirdest and fucked up people on the planet. Like the first 1st AD I ever met. Lets just call him the Voice Imodulated David Blaine.. We called him that, not only cause he was fucking useless, but he kinda looked like a taller David Blaine and he spoke in such a tone that it would even make the cutest of baby seals want to swim right into the mouth of a hungry killer whale. Yeah it was that bad.
Another 1st AD I have had the unfortunate pleasure of working under.. and when I say working under i really mean being his BITCH. (prettty much what PA's are) This guy smelled so bad. Like reeked. I know during a production some people decide to let themselves go. People wear the same stuff, or grow out their beards. But this guy smelled like hot garbage. Disgusting.
BUT THIS NEXT ONE TAKES THE CAKE
This fucking guy, wears sunglasses and holds a walking stick. No he's not blind, but YES he does look like a blind guy. And he carries around a stop watch and times everything. And to get your attention he taps you in the leg with the stick. WHAT THE FUCK. I mean yeah you run a tight ship, but why the hell do you have to have a gimmick? Why do you need a character? I think i got tapped like 7 or 8 times. All of which he could have just opened his mouth and addressed me personally. Seriously, if this was somewhere else, I would have confronted him about it. That or just break his fucking stick in half.
Another 1st AD I have had the unfortunate pleasure of working under.. and when I say working under i really mean being his BITCH. (prettty much what PA's are) This guy smelled so bad. Like reeked. I know during a production some people decide to let themselves go. People wear the same stuff, or grow out their beards. But this guy smelled like hot garbage. Disgusting.
BUT THIS NEXT ONE TAKES THE CAKE
This fucking guy, wears sunglasses and holds a walking stick. No he's not blind, but YES he does look like a blind guy. And he carries around a stop watch and times everything. And to get your attention he taps you in the leg with the stick. WHAT THE FUCK. I mean yeah you run a tight ship, but why the hell do you have to have a gimmick? Why do you need a character? I think i got tapped like 7 or 8 times. All of which he could have just opened his mouth and addressed me personally. Seriously, if this was somewhere else, I would have confronted him about it. That or just break his fucking stick in half.
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