"The year is 1921 and this is the story about a magician. He had a very lovely assistant. They fell in love. They got married. They took their act all across europe performing for peasants and royalty alike. He created an illusion that would saw a woman in half. During their last performance something went terribly wrong. The illusion malfunctioned and he accidentally sawed her in half. But was it really an accident? No. He caught her cheating with an apprentice cheesemaker. A fuckin cheesemaker!"
-Magician Robert Torrini
(when asked if he had any
last words prior to his hanging)
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