Friday, February 12, 2010

Gorilla Breast Milk

Thank you Adam for giving me the most beautiful combination of words that has ever graced the world of spoken language.


Gorilla Breast Milk


The rarest and most dangerous of breast milks to obtain. A millionaire gamesman ventured into the heart of africa to find this milk. It is said to give to any man that drinks it: immortality, brute strength and a hairy chest. The gamesman came back to america with 32ml of gorilla breast milk. It cost him an arm and a leg. Literally. The milk sold for ten million dollars on the black market.

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